Old 04-30-2007, 07:53 AM   #1
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CNN + Panda Porn

ok so I was posting this over at Wanderlust because I know some of those guys get a kick out of the media being dumb, but this shit has gotten so ridiculous I'm reposting here for you guys
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I just saw this clip so I'm sure there is not video online yet, but I just watched the most akward exchange EVER on American Morning on CNN.

Apparently some Zoos are showing pandas video of other pandas getting it on to help spur them to mate.

The women was like "Aparently they are showing... panda... PORN" like she was embarassed to spit it out.

her and the male anchor began discussing the merits of said porn:

He said something like "I've seen pictures of Pandas watching the panda porn and it wasn't working."

It got more and more akward and hilarity ensued until he finally interrupted her and said "Ok we've talked about this enough."

It'll probably pop up on some Blogs or YouTube or something, I'll keep my eyes out for it.

EDIT: oh jfc, they just played a teasrer for the panda thing again. apparently they're going to talk about this alllll morning.

If you get the chance hit CNN and see if you can catch it, if it's anything like the first time around it won't disappoint.

EDIT2:

roflroflroflroflrofl

ok so now they have a reporter at the zoo in china. all through the slip there like porn music playing in the background.

"It's not only the sight, but the SOUNDS that seem to get the job done. Lu Lu here is raring to go, and scientists say what work on film is even better in person and watching the other Pandas seems to work (paraphrased) and many Pandas change partners until they find a pairing that works for them."

Reporter: They tried Viagra once, but it proved to be too much.
Chinese Dude (translated): They stayed excited for way to long.

Male Anchor: "I wonder if human females would rather men were more like those Pandas, just wanting to sit around and eat Bamboo rather then... hrm *cough* well."

guys... seriously, I cannot stop laughing.

i'm sitting here trying to finish my research product like crying from laughter... maybe it's just because I didn't sleep last night or something.
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:24 AM   #2
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A horny panda named Lulu. I like it already! =p
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:34 AM   #3
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yeah, posted a picture of a panda looking at panda porn a few weeks ago... but lost due to forums and such.



there we go, found my post on the dalv forums

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...193174&sid=1#0

died pretty quickly
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:43 AM   #4
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Is THIS why we didnt get pandaren as a race? o.O
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Old 04-30-2007, 03:53 PM   #5
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i always wondered why avercry ALWAYS had his panda out......
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i always wondered why avercry ALWAYS had his panda out......
dang, caught me
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