Women Are Evil By Nature

Deepshadow · 05-01-2007, 02:19 PM

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet pub.She gestured alluringly
to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled
that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently
caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"
'Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room

Quinne · 05-01-2007, 03:14 PM

A woman walks into a bar and asks the tender for a double entredré.

So the man really gives it to her.

Thuggin · 05-02-2007, 08:50 AM

A woman walks into the Kitchen...

And makes me a gd sammich.

Thuggin · 05-02-2007, 08:51 AM

A woman walks into the utility room...

And does my gd laundry.

Ameil · 05-02-2007, 08:54 AM

A woman walks into Thug's bedroom, and whacks his penis off with a rusty kitchen knife.

Serakyu · 05-02-2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ameil

A woman walks into Thug's bedroom, and whacks his penis off with a rusty kitchen knife.

Goddamn knife wouldn't be so rusty if you were doing your job.

Tabbycat · 05-02-2007, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serakyu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ameil

A woman walks into Thug's bedroom, and whacks his penis off with a rusty kitchen knife.

Goddamn knife wouldn't be so rusty if you were doing your job.

YOUR PENIS WOULDN'T BE SO SMALL IF YOU WEREN'T ASIAN

Galdaris · 05-02-2007, 10:43 AM

Tab: 1, Mike: 0

nerick · 05-02-2007, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lillia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serakyu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ameil

A woman walks into Thug's bedroom, and whacks his penis off with a rusty kitchen knife.

Goddamn knife wouldn't be so rusty if you were doing your job.

YOUR PENIS WOULDN'T BE SO SMALL IF YOU WEREN'T ASIAN

Your words wound me Tabby, you know I'm asian too.

Thuggin · 05-02-2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serakyu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ameil

A woman walks into Thug's bedroom, and whacks his penis off with a rusty kitchen knife.

Goddamn knife wouldn't be so rusty if you were doing your job.

QF SO MUCH GD TRUTH THAT EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD WAS SUDDENLY COMPELLED TO MAKE ME A GD SAMMICH.

05-01-2007, 02:19 PM	#1
Deepshadow Member Twilight Vanquisher WoW Characters Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 526	Women Are Evil By Nature A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet pub.She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" 'Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room

05-02-2007, 08:50 AM	#3
Thuggin Death's Demise The Immortal Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,615	A woman walks into the Kitchen... And makes me a gd sammich. __________________

05-02-2007, 08:51 AM	#4
Thuggin Death's Demise The Immortal Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,615	A woman walks into the utility room... And does my gd laundry. __________________

05-02-2007, 08:54 AM	#5
Ameil Admin Nom Nom Nom WoW Characters Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,728	A woman walks into Thug's bedroom, and whacks his penis off with a rusty kitchen knife. __________________ Ameil - 80 NE Priest Rhian - 80 Human Mage Abbagail - 70 Human Warlock

05-02-2007, 10:43 AM	#8
Galdaris This site is my blog. The Immortal Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 2,886	Tab: 1, Mike: 0 __________________ And when we fall, we will fall together.

05-01-2007, 03:14 PM	#2
Quinne User Jenkins Join Date: May 2007 Location: Burning Region Posts: 5	A woman walks into a bar and asks the tender for a double entredré. So the man really gives it to her.

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