OMG I know some will LOVE this

[Deepshadow]

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/01/sc...ce&oref=slogin

[Deepshadow]

“So what does the female look like?” she said. “Obviously you can’t have something like that without some place to put it in. You need a garage to park the car.”

[Thuggin]

In some species of ducks, a female bonds for a season with a male. But she is also harassed by other males that force her to mate. “It’s nasty business. Females are often killed or injured,” Dr. Brennan said.

Species with more forced mating tend to have longer phalluses. That link led some scientists to argue that the duck phallus was the result of males’ competing with one another to fertilize eggs.

“Basically, you get a bigger phallus to put your sperm in farther than the other males,” Dr. Brennan said.

YO WHAR TEH WHITE WIMMIN AT?

[Thuggin]

A bird phallus is similar — but not identical — to a mammalian penis. Most of the time it remains invisible, curled up inside a bird’s body. During mating, however, it fills with lymphatic fluid and expands into a long, corkscrew shape.

CORKSCREWED FOR HER PLEASURE

[Thuggin]

“It may be easier to regrow it than to keep it healthy,” Dr. Brennan said. “But those are some of the things I may be able to find out. When you’re doing something that so little is known about, you can’t really predict what’s going to happen.”

Que detachable penis song...

[Galaar]

imagine the small talk about her work:

Q: So what do you do?

A: I look at duck dicks to see if size matters.

[piosenka]

Female ducks seem to be equipped to block the sperm of unwanted males. Their lower oviduct is spiraled like the male phallus, for example, but it turns in the opposite direction. Dr. Brennan suspects that the female ducks can force sperm into one of the pockets and then expel it. “It only makes sense as a barrier,” she said.


WTF... lucky bitches

[Serakyu]

Originally Posted by piosenka

female ducks can force sperm into one of the pockets and then expel it.

WORST SUPER SOAKER EVER

[haihami]

Dr. Brennan was oblivious to bird phalluses until 1999.

a simpler, more innocent time of her life

[Galaar]

Originally Posted by piosenka

Female ducks seem to be equipped to block the sperm of unwanted males. Their lower oviduct is spiraled like the male phallus, for example, but it turns in the opposite direction. Dr. Brennan suspects that the female ducks can force sperm into one of the pockets and then expel it. “It only makes sense as a barrier,” she said.


WTF... lucky bitches

well ducks cant get restraining orders, guns, etc to keep their unwanted males away. Just because you have epically failed at it doesnt mean the rest of the human female population hasnt. (just kidding, dont kill me)